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Wearing $5 shades to the dollar store,
Made her look a little like a $2 whore,
It ain’t your fault he drinks like a fish,
It ain’t your fault he breaks every dish,
Wears your mascara as his laurel wreath,
Though we can tell it’s black and blue underneath.

Hey little girl, you could be bigger.

Looks like a giant,
He’s a hundred feet tall,
But he’s only big ‘cause you chose to be small,
It ain’t your fault he spoils your fun,
It ain’t Flash Gordon with his laser gun,
When he looks with that whisky smile,
Why can’t he tell that it tastes like bile?

Ain’t no solution, I’m just a different man.

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from A Monday, released September 25, 2012

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Mayonnaise Jenkins and the Former Kings of the Delta Blues Boston, Massachusetts

The year was 1956. Mayonnaise Jenkins was topping the Blues charts and exciting the imagination of a young man in Minnesota by the name of Bob Dylan. Howl was published. Godzilla reached America’s shores, both the film and the monster, and Reptoids granted David Bowie the power to travel through time.

2004, Wick Hill and Garrett Cook form Mayonnaise Jenkins and the Former Kings of the Delta Blues
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