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A history lesson.

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Ralph and Earl were standing with a horse
Life couldn’t get any worse
Ralph and Earl were hungry, tired and bored
Because Farmer Brown was a vicious overlord.
So Ralph and Earl, they got their puppy, Spot
Yeah, Ralph and Earl, they got their puppy, Spot
And they didn’t really do what the farmer thought.
Ralph and Earl, they got a chainsaw too.
And Ralph and Earl got high on airplane glue.
And Ralph and Earl they hacked him into bits,
Cause kids and puppies, just don’t give a shit.

Chorus
These are the fascinatin’ adventures of Ralph and Earl
Their life spins round like some kind of magic tilt-o-whirl
Don’t need no guns to have their fun, they don’t allow no girls
These are the fascinatin’ adventures of Ralph and Earl!

Ralph and Earl went into outerspace
Yeah, Ralph and Earl went into outerspace
They wanted to save the human race
So they went into outerspace
Ralph and Earl went into outerspace,
But there’s no oxygen in outerspace
How do you save the human race with no oxygen in outerspace?

So Ralph and Earl floated round as cosmic debris
Yeah Ralph and Earl floated round as cosmic debris
All of the experts seem to agree, they floated round as cosmic debris

(CHORUS]

Ralph and Earl, they landed on the roof
Yeah, Ralph and Earl, they landed on the roof
Yeah, Ralph and Earl landed on the roof,
The celebration was 110 proof
Ralph and Earl they landed on the roof
Ralph and Earl, they went to fight Hitler off
Alongside their ally Admiral Kalashnikov
Yeah Ralph and Earl they went to Germany
To spread their special brand of harmony.
So Ralph and Earl punched Hitler in the face
Yeah, Ralph and Earl punched Hitler in the face
Kids, that’s how you save the human race,
You punch Adolf Hitler in the face
Yeah, Ralph and Earl punched Hitler in the face!

[CHORUS]

Ralph and Earl are a lot like you and me,
Yeah, Ralph and Earl are the way folks ought to be
Ralph and Earl are a lot like you and me
Because Ralph and Earl, they live their fantasy
Because when Ralph and Earl went into outerspace
There was no oxygen in outerspace
It was an extremely dreary place
Without any oxygen in outerspace

But now there’s oxygen in outerspace,
Yeah, now there’s oxygen in outerspace
Thanks to government subsidized fundin’ for NASA
America’s the greatest country in the world,
Goodnight, Oklahoma, Goodnight
Goodnight, Oklahoma…

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from A Monday, released September 25, 2012
Music - Wick Hill
Lyrics - Garrett Cook
Vocals - Garrett Cook

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Mayonnaise Jenkins and the Former Kings of the Delta Blues Boston, Massachusetts

The year was 1956. Mayonnaise Jenkins was topping the Blues charts and exciting the imagination of a young man in Minnesota by the name of Bob Dylan. Howl was published. Godzilla reached America’s shores, both the film and the monster, and Reptoids granted David Bowie the power to travel through time.

2004, Wick Hill and Garrett Cook form Mayonnaise Jenkins and the Former Kings of the Delta Blues
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