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Man seems tired, a little ill at ease,
He walked right past me didn’t notice these,
I don’t think the boy doesn’t like what he sees,
You just gotta remember they’re too easy to please.

You gotta ooze it out of every single pore,
To be a queen you’ve gotta be a whore,
Make them all cry out for more,
And the ones who cry loudest – they’re the ones to ignore.

You gotta be a locomotive on a one track mind,
Don’t let him sleep alone when you’re so inclined,
Teach him again when he’s forgot how to grind,
Walk out before the check comes wherever you dine.

(Chorus)

You’ve gotta get him till his eyes are nice and wide,
Close the door behind him then invite him inside,
Keep your position solidified,
It’ll turn him into jelly when the rules are applied.

(Chorus)

You’ve gotta be absolutely awash in sex,
A feral feminine Tyrannosaurus Rex,
You gotta be the chick your face reflects,
And you’re guaranteed to be the one he selects.

(Chorus)

Don’t while away your days when you’ve got feminine wiles,
Strut and shout commands like you’re the queen of the Nile,
There’s no rule that says you can’t be a slut in style,
And there’s nothing else so sacred as being defiled.

(Chorus)

You got to let him think you’ll let him win,
Look like a nun when it’s time to sin,
Wanna know where to begin?
Make him cry his eyes out before he earns his grin.

(Chorus)

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from A Monday, released September 25, 2012

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Mayonnaise Jenkins and the Former Kings of the Delta Blues Boston, Massachusetts

The year was 1956. Mayonnaise Jenkins was topping the Blues charts and exciting the imagination of a young man in Minnesota by the name of Bob Dylan. Howl was published. Godzilla reached America’s shores, both the film and the monster, and Reptoids granted David Bowie the power to travel through time.

2004, Wick Hill and Garrett Cook form Mayonnaise Jenkins and the Former Kings of the Delta Blues ... more

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