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Your man seems tired, little ill at ease
Walked right past me didn’t notice these
I don’t think the boy doesn’t like what he sees
You just gotta remember they’re too easy to please

You gotta ooze it out of every single pore
To be a queen you gotta be a whore
Make them all cry out for more
And the ones who cry loudest
They’re the ones to ignore

You gotta be a locomotive on a one track mind
Don’t let him sleep alone when you’re so inclined
Teach him again if he’s forgot to grind
And walk out before the check comes wherever you dine

You’ve gotta get him till his eyes are nice and wide
Close the door behind you then invite him inside
Keep your position solidified
It’ll turn him into jelly when the rules are applied

You gotta be absolutely awash in sex
A feral feminine tyrannosaurus rex
You gotta be the chick your face reflects
And you’re guaranteed to be the one he selects

Don’t while away your days when you’ve got feminine wiles
Strut and shout commands like you’re the queen of the Nile
There’s no rule that says you can’t be a slut in style
And there’s nothing else so sacred as being defiled

You’ve gotta let him think that you’ve let him win
Look like a nun when it’s time to sin
Wanna know where to begin?
You gotta make him cry his eyes out before he earns his grin

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from A Monday, released September 25, 2012
Vocals - Garrett Cook

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Mayonnaise Jenkins and the Former Kings of the Delta Blues Boston, Massachusetts

The year was 1956. Mayonnaise Jenkins was topping the Blues charts and exciting the imagination of a young man in Minnesota by the name of Bob Dylan. Howl was published. Godzilla reached America’s shores, both the film and the monster, and Reptoids granted David Bowie the power to travel through time.

2004, Wick Hill and Garrett Cook form Mayonnaise Jenkins and the Former Kings of the Delta Blues
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